The best things in life are free; but you can give them to the birds and bees

Success! Shopping was accomplished over a weekend and two trips to Spokane. I purchased the following:
One skirt
Two pairs of chinos
Six shirts
Five pairs of underwear
Two bras
One formal dress, which is bootiful
One sticker, reading: "I look weird, but I'd kick your ass on Jeopardy"
Lots of earrings
Four plates
Four bowls
Four cobalt blue glasses
Two mugs
One photo tree
I now have no money, but lots of nice things.
I'll just avoid eating for a couple months. That's the ticket.