Honey, put down that flyswatter

So I took this ethical philosophy quiz. I know, I know: expecting anything more than a bullshit answer from an internet quiz is stupid, but still. WTF? (I have provided a few links just in case anyone is curious.)

1. Spinoza (100%)
2. Aquinas (91%)
3. Nel Noddings (82%)
4. John Stuart Mill (75%)
5. Jeremy Bentham (74%)
6. Epicureans (73%)
7. Jean-Paul Sartre (71%)
8. St. Augustine (71%)
9. Kant (69%)
10. Aristotle (67%)
11. Ockham (59%)
12. Nietzsche (54%)
13. Prescriptivism (50%)
14. Stoics (47%)
15. David Hume (45%)
16. Cynics (33%)
17. Thomas Hobbes (28%)
18. Ayn Rand (24%)
19. Plato (15%)

Suuuuuuuuuure . . .