When the going gets rough, shop with somebody tough

Observations made at the grocery store:
~You know you're cheap when you stop to examine a coupon someone dropped in the parking lot, just in case it's for something you could use.
~There's a brand of salad dressing called "Lily Vintage Dressing." You know, dressing is something that I'd actually prefer not be vintage. In fact, I am PERFECTLY FINE with brand-new salad dressing.
~The tortilla selection in New York sucks.