She's got issues, and I'm gonna pay

[fellmama]

Tulane's website is back up.
My first 401 class is tomorrow night. It promises to be a three-hour exercise in tedium. Perhaps I will drink caffiene with dinner.
Schwa kicks ass, but singing bad songs makes Baby Jesus cry. It's a toss-up.
The semi-final list is comprised of 31 schools. Now I have to decide which ones I'm actually applying to. What think you, my peers?
Brown University
Columbia University
Cornell University
Harvard University
Indiana University, Bloomington
The Ohio State University
Oxford University
The Pennsylvania State University, University Park
Stanford University
University of Arizona
University of California, Berkeley
University of California, Los Angeles
University of California, Santa Barbara
University of Chicago
University of Georgia
University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
University of Iowa
University of Kansas
University of Kentucky
University of Maryland, College Park
University of Michigan
University of Minnesota, Twin Cities Campus
University of Missouri, Columbia
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
University of Oregon
University of Pennsylvania
University of Virginia
University of Washington
University of Wisconsin, Madison
Vanderbilt University
Yale University