Unless she hears this song

[fellmama]

My landlady informed me that she would be right back because she needed "more caulk." *snicker*

Comments

[parksdh.livejournal.com]

A word in which a strongly pronounced L is absolutely necessary.

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Especially if you have a Colombian accent.

[ravenmanifesto.livejournal.com]

I knew a girl who, as a youth, had difficulty pronouncing the word 'rancor'. Instead, it came out 'wanker', which is a highly offensive British term.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

Don't we all?

Plutarch?

[(Anonymous)]

Stalk Erotic

Re: Plutarch?

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Ram erotic.

[novatiger.livejournal.com]

Am I the only person who read your post and did not immediately catch the innuendo? Seriously, I had visions of tubes of "white lightning" in my head until I read the first response. Must be because of my job as a theater carpenter....

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Congratulations. You are pure of mind and spirit.

[aspend.livejournal.com]

OMG I spent 10 minutes trying to explain to my mother why it was funny. Ugh.

[parksdh.livejournal.com]

I don't understand how caulk -> cock -> penis isn't immediately obvious to everyone.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

Your landlady is Colombian? Awesome!

[superquail.livejournal.com]

Your mother was in my dream last night. It was odd.

[novatiger.livejournal.com]

1) It is something that you hear often
2) One's superior mind is not lying in the gutter.
3) You receive the word visually, not aurally
4) Comes before 5.

[parksdh.livejournal.com]

What are you, a eunuch or something?

[novatiger.livejournal.com]

Unique, rather, and we'll leave it at that.

[aspend.livejournal.com]

Me neither!

[lizzytheamazon.livejournal.com]

I called you and left a message--did you get it?

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Yeah! My phone was really acting up yesterday--you apparently called while I was home, but I didn't hear anything. I might try calling tonight yay.

Re: Plutarch?

[(Anonymous)]

Caulksucker