He wanted twenty-two bucks for it, but I talked him down to seventeen

[fellmama]

Heard a good soprano joke today. Aspen, you are officially exempted from sopranodom for the purposes of the following:
Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a Jaguar?
A: Most musicians have never been in a Jaguar.

I listened to "Take a Chance on Me" by ABBA for FORTY-FIVE minutes straight last night.

I am sad.

Comments

[zoing.livejournal.com]

yet strangely attractive. Interesting.

[koni.livejournal.com]

*weeps*

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Sorry. You realize this only applies to the generic "soprano" as stereotype, rather than to any individual soprano as such, most of whom are very nice people.

[koni.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

[parksdh.livejournal.com]

And so why doesn't this apply to Aspen, again? ;)

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Because she's not as promiscuous as your mom.

[bmiller21.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha ha! Stupid sopranos. Oh, that's priceless.

[bmiller21.livejournal.com]

I don't get it.

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

You're probably a tenor, then.

[alientheater.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

[1259.livejournal.com]

Um... yay for Basses and Altos? ;)