He wanted twenty-two bucks for it, but I talked him down to seventeen

Heard a good soprano joke today. Aspen, you are officially exempted from sopranodom for the purposes of the following:
Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a Jaguar?
A: Most musicians have never been in a Jaguar.

I listened to "Take a Chance on Me" by ABBA for FORTY-FIVE minutes straight last night.

I am sad.