Novus amor est

Back in Moscow.

Spent the past week watching 1,000,000 million movies. Including Just Married, upon which I spit in disgust. And Van Helsing, which was so bad it was wonderful. Seriously, after about ten minutes we realized that it would contain every single monster movie cliche ever. Brooding Byronic hero facing own inner demons? Check. Religious mumbo-jumbo? Check. Mysterious beauty with a past? Check. Creepy castle? Check. Transylvania? Check. The list goes on.

Cold. So very, very cold.