Novus amor est

[fellmama]

Back in Moscow.

Spent the past week watching 1,000,000 million movies. Including Just Married, upon which I spit in disgust. And Van Helsing, which was so bad it was wonderful. Seriously, after about ten minutes we realized that it would contain every single monster movie cliche ever. Brooding Byronic hero facing own inner demons? Check. Religious mumbo-jumbo? Check. Mysterious beauty with a past? Check. Creepy castle? Check. Transylvania? Check. The list goes on.

Cold. So very, very cold.

Comments

[bmiller21.livejournal.com]

Van Helsing has the worst ending in the history of cinema. Other than that, it had its bright spots. Like the part where my seething rage at having spent $7.50 on it caused me to temporarily black out and miss a portion of the film.

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

You're spot on about the ending. But you do realize that it's your own fault for spending money on it, right?

[bmiller21.livejournal.com]

I suppose so, but I'm looking into the insanity defense.

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Say no more. I'll gladly testify: "His ramblings got more and more incoherent, Your Honor. By the end he was babbling non-stop about spending a semester at sea. That's when I truly knew he'd gone mad."

[bmiller21.livejournal.com]

He he.

[lizzytheamazon.livejournal.com]

I loved Van Helsing if only for how truly bad it was and how it gave me a good excuse to stare at Hugh Jackman. Mmmm...

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Word. Got any free time this week?

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Damn. The one day I actually have plans. Perhaps in the evening?

[lacrossestar05.livejournal.com]

so havin fun with the fam, eh? holla at them for me... and tease jack a bunch

[zoing.livejournal.com]

You thought Just Married would be good.........

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

No, no. We were fully prepared for a stupid, stupid movie. But I had never seen an Ashton Kutcher movie before. *shudders*