I can't even GET a taxi!

Ah, Moscow. Land of perpetual semi-boredom. I think I'd be fine if I was in school here--I'd have plenty to do. It's just my innate laziness rising to the fore.
I went to the Needle Nook today for a pattern consultation . . . and they were having a sale. I am poorer but happier as I contemplate my spoils. Fortunately, "but it was on sale" has always been a legitimate excuse in my household.
So it turns out that I need to take the GRE on the 11th of August. Otherwise, I'd have to drive to Spokane. I think I'll just go ahead and do it--the practice I took was just like the SATs, and I was fine there.
I don't WANNA have my wisdom teeth out! I need all the wisdom I can get.
Bonus points if you can name the source of the subject line.