I'm just a sweet transvestite

My eyeballs hurt. Maybe I was up too late last night. But Rocky Horror was fabulous--you were great, Liz--and now I just want to do Evan Cartwright. Well, not really. But damn, he was good.
I think there is a squirrel in our living room wall.
I have all this stuff to be doing, yet I am not doing it.
Hey, anyone else ever type their own name with a consistent error? I always hit the u and the y keys simultaneously and type "Maryu." Don't know why.