Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[fellmama]

I'm back now.

The concert was awesome. We got a free seating upgrade for being there early and because it apparently embarrasses the concert people when they don't sell out. And I have a surprise for Rachel. Oooh, prizes.

Bellevue was fun because there was an Aspen and then there was momentarily a Stephanie and then there was a Ruty who picked me up.

Also, I used Aspen's little sister's conditioner last night because mine was gone, and it made my hair really soft. I should get some or something.

So I was looking up something on the library website, and I came across a video called "Mom, Can You Teach Me How to Hit?" I got all excited, but it's not a video for those parents who want to teach their children how to beat the shit out of other children. *sighs* One can dream.

I'd apologize for this being random, but I don't think that any of my friends actually care whether I'm coherent or not.

Comments

[colvincd.livejournal.com]

NO! You MUST!

(Turns head, revealing a Loki-like smile.)

[lizzytheamazon.livejournal.com]

Is it a video for parents teaching their kids how to smoke pot? For all those ex-hippies...

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

It was about baseball.

[zoing.livejournal.com]

Perhaps we would care if ever you were coherent, but the situation as it stands, I would find it odd if you were coherent. In fact I'd probably think you were smoking pot... not pot... Crack?

[princessrosered.livejournal.com]

This is completely unrelated, but, as you just finished discussing that incoherence is a normal occurance, I would just like to add that I went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond yesterday and got a lovely table cloth for our kitchen table. It's all happy and vinyl so as to be easily wipe-off-able.

[fellmama.livejournal.com]

Hurrah!
I totally forgot to flip a coin with Aspen to see who got what room. I'll make her do it with her mom as my proxy or something.

[sparnak.livejournal.com]

Can't wait until next weekend.

[zoing.livejournal.com]

nor I, three days baby!