Ruty made an interesting discovery today: we have squirrels living in our roof. They crawl in through a crack between the gutter and the roof edge. She has already informed you of our plans for world domination via the Dark Horde. But something seriously creepy happened to me this afternoon. I went into the kitchen to do dishes, looked out the window, and saw one of the aforementioned squirrels. It was sitting inside the roof, with only its tiny little head showing, WATCHING ME. It just SAT there, STARING. I swear the little fucker was PLOTTING. It occurs to me that Ruty and I may have unwittingly released an unimaginable evil on the world.
Three and a half pages written.
(Also, I'm on a major Guster kick. Hooray!)
Three and a half pages written.
(Also, I'm on a major Guster kick. Hooray!)