The man on the street might just as well be

[fellmama]

Hooray! I can answer loaded yes or no questions!

You scored as Christianity. Your views are most similar to those of Christianity. Do more research on Christianity and possibly consider being baptized and accepting Jesus, if you aren't already Christian. Christianity is the second of the Abrahamic faiths; it follows Judaism and is followed by Islam. It differs in its belief of Jesus, as not a prophet nor historical figure, but as God in human form. The Holy Trinity is the concept that God takes three forms: the Father, the Son (Jesus), and the Holy Ghost (sometimes called Holy Spirit). </td> Christianity 79% Buddhism 71% Islam 71% agnosticism 67% Hinduism 58% paganism 29% Satanism 21% Judaism 21% atheism 13% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

So I sent this really random e-mail to some people at about 2 last night, and now they all think I'm crazy. And these were new people, too. Damn. Guess I'll just have to come clean.

Comments

[parksdh.livejournal.com]

You scored as agnosticism. You are an agnostic. You neither believe nor disbelieve in God. You don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. It is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe. </td> agnosticism 96% Satanism 88% atheism 54% paganism 54% Buddhism 46% Judaism 38% Islam 38% Christianity 29% Hinduism 17% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Satanism is actually a pretty interesting ethical system, very geared toward individual liberty. Some parts of it go too far, I think, but I was quite surprised to read about it a while ago and find myself agreeing with many of its propositions. I think it gets a bad rap from the whole Satan thing.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

You are SO not a Jew!

[parksdh.livejournal.com]

Jewer than you are.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

I know! Isn't that weird?

[thecrunchyfrog.livejournal.com]

You scored as Islam. Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God. </td> Islam 83% Christianity 46% Satanism 46% Judaism 42% Buddhism 38% agnosticism 29% paganism 21% Hinduism 17% atheism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com

Do you find this as weird as I do? ME Islam? Ah well, I guess I can not answer loaded questions.

[thecrunchyfrog.livejournal.com]

Also, it seems that I am just as likely to worship Satan as I am Christ. Interesting. I shall never get over this evil thing.

[frog-sticker.livejournal.com]

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) (http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=10907)



I posted this on mine, but for consolidation sake, here it is again. I can't believe christianity is so low for me. wooot, i suppose.

[hesperornis.livejournal.com]

What the... Islam???? How did I do that? ...Oh, I know how I did that. I said that modesty is important (though I didn't mean like _burqua_ modesty) and I said that women and men are equal. Like those aren't Christian beliefs? Grr. Stupid meme. It also apparently has no notion of the trinity being three and one at the same time...