It can't spell "unkind"

[fellmama]

Well, here I am in beautiful Columbia, S.C., where it is ninety-two degrees and a million percent (conservative estimate) humidity. I hate southern weather.
My family is here in force, and I very much enjoy 98% of them. It's the other 2% that gets me. We managed to get through the rehearsal dinner without undue incident, though, which is good. These lame-ass Baptists didn't even have champagne for the toasts. Cheap bastards. Sparkling grape juice just isn't the same.

Comments

[colvincd.livejournal.com]

2%? Yeah, Your Uncle's Right Lung really is a complete bastard.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

Dude, in Mary's family, 2% could seriously stand for about 20 people! There are so many little Fellmamas running around SC!

[colvincd.livejournal.com]

Oops.

Please forgive me, I come from a small family.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

Me too. It's rather handy in that it is easy to keep track of them all, but it is usefull to have many relatives who live all over the place. Makes it much cheaper to travel.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

Sparkling grape juice? That's seriously lame, homie. My condolences.

[lacrossestar05.livejournal.com]

Greg: he says nothing.

I say come down here ho and come get some wine.

slut.

[superquail.livejournal.com]

Did you just call Mary a slut? That's funny!

[zoing.livejournal.com]

Sup g monkey? I miss you yo.